{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"fact":"When a domestic cat goes after mice, about 1 pounce in 3 results in a catch.","length":76}
{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}
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{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"fact":"Cats, just like people, are subject to asthma. Dust, smoke, and other forms of air pullution in your cat's environment can be troublesome sources of irritation.","length":160}
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