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{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
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